Friday, October 23, 2009

Cocky Funny Line for the Day: Lunch lady

Girl: Im feeling energetic.....
You: SO u could go all Nnn ... I mean day.

Used this on the lunch lady yesterday... I may be getting my food for 'free' from now on.... although I might pay for it in other ways!

Peace

Monday, October 5, 2009

Cocky Funny Line For the Day

A buddy of mine .... Zmaster saw a bunch of models walking out the club and it happended to be raining...

He said...
"You girls might wanna stay out of the rain- you might just Melt"

-Stay Tuned For More Cocky and Funny (read here for the best cocky funny lines)

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Cocky-Funny For Kissing and Rejection

I tried to kiss a girl and she turned her cheek. I laughed and when she asked me why I was laughing. I said "I can believe how embarrassed you are- if you cant kiss, I'll teach you" she laughed

- I tried kissing her 5 minutes later and she kissed back.
The key is to stay confident! and DON'T BACK DOWN!

It was the perfect mix for picking. We were bumping Ugly's that night.

Cheers

Cocky Funny- Line For Picking up Models On Facebook

Every Second Girl out there is a model on Facebook these days..... (even though half of them wouldnt make the front of a bob martin add- true story)

I've got a great line to send them and it works everytime without fail. Its everything you need to know about picking up woman for the full story on how to use cocky funny to pick up girls on Facebook- click the link here (picking up woman)

"Hey, thank you kindly for spamming me will a million half naked pics of yourself - I am thinking of starting a magazine- and you have given me enough content for a year"

Till next time
Stay Cocky Funny

Friday, September 25, 2009

Cocky Funny Pickup



Cocky Funny- Post for the day

Today I was approached by a fairy. Yes a Fairy- picture a gorgeous promo girl- dressed in a Pink dress, glitter on her face, with wings and a Fairy stick! She was trying to sell insurance for this scheme. I didnt want insurance- but I did want the benifits ;)

She started trying to sell me insurance..... I looked at her with a dead straight face, then I burst out laughing and in true cocky funny style, I said.... "How can you be so serious when your dressed like a tooth fairy", "I'd love to stay and chat, but you look like the type of girl who is gonna be looking under my pillow tonight"...... she laughed and blushed, and blushed a little more.
Invited my little fairy princess for coffee when she finished her shift- coffee when great, will be hitting that soon,

Till next time,

Say Cocky and Funny!
Adios


Monday, September 21, 2009

Cocky Funny- Cocky Comedy


Cocky Funny- Cocky Comedy. What is it?

Cocky and funny: also known as 'cocky comedy' is very similar to flirting or teasing.
Like the name says..... it is combination of arrogance and humor or Cocky Funny - it's one of the most powerful ways of creating attraction for picking up women. The Humor bit is meant to disarm the girl or person. Everyone knows- if you can make a laugh girl she is yours. While the cocky bit shows her that you are confident and a little bit forceful in a positive way.

Cocky funny has a serious art to it. To much cocky and you will come off as an arrogant ass hole, too much funny and you will look like a clown. Mmmmm sounds like hard work. But as you get better at using it, the more you will begin to be able to get the perfect mixture.

A humorous mock arrogance intended to communicate with intelligence and being 'a challenge'. David DeAngelo- one of the founders of cocky funny also points out that it is important to get the balance right, he says just using 'cocky' "comes across as insecure, and comedy alone usually comes across as goofy and dumb." "Cocky and Funny" is often abbreviated as "C&F”.

Examples of such behavior include teasing a woman offhandedly and refusing to compliment her appearance. Can also be phrased as Don't behave in a boring or predictable way

If you want more information and coaching on Cocky Funny there's this awesome website called about picking up women called Attraction School Online (http://www.attractionschoolonline.com/).